Be Gentle, or Die. – Heavyweight Cotton Fleece Hoodie – Unisex
Description
This hoodie doesn’t ask questions. It just shows up.
Built for late starts, snack runs, and mildly dramatic exits, our heavyweight fleece hoodie brings the kind of warmth that hugs back. It’s garment-dyed for a vintage look with lived-in charm, and fleece-lined to keep you cozy — whether you’re being productive … or just pretending to be.
Designed with ribbed cuffs, a roomy kangaroo pocket (for your hands, or your secrets), and an adjustable hood that says, Don’t talk to me unless there’s snacks. Whether you're matching with the little ones or just hiding from your responsibilities, this hoodie’s got you wrapped in comfort. Designed in Austin, printed in Texas. Worn by humans with great taste and slightly questionable schedules.
Product Info
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend
- Heavyweight 10 oz fleece with soft interior lining
- Garment-dyed for a one-of-a-kind vintage look
- Relaxed fit with ribbed cuffs and kangaroo pocket
- Adjustable drawstring hood for extra insulation
- Designed in Austin. Printed in Texas.
- Comfort Colors 1567 blank
Size Chart
Measurements are in inches.
S - width 18.25 , length 26.62 , sleeve length from center back 16.25
M - width 20.25 , length 28.00 , sleeve length from center back 17.75
L - width 22.00 , length 29.37 , sleeve length from center back 19.00
XL - width 24.00 , length 30.75 , sleeve length from center back 20.50
2XL - width 26.00 , length 31.62 , sleeve length from center back 21.75
3XL - width 27.75 , length 32.50 , sleeve length from center back 23.25
4XL - width 29.75 , length 33.50 , sleeve length from center back 24.63
Size Tolerance: ±1.5"
Fit Tip: True to size for a relaxed fit. Size up for slouch, size down for sass.
Care
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the design.
If you're covered in snacks or regret — wash sooner.
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Built Like a Heavyweight Hoodie Should Be
Made from a thick 10 oz cotton/poly blend, this hoodie brings real-deal weight without feeling stiff. Ribbed cuffs, reinforced side seams, and sturdy stitching mean it keeps its shape through wash cycles, naps, and mild existential crises. A wardrobe workhorse with comfort-first construction.
Fleece-Lined for Peak Cozy
Lined with soft fleece so you don’t have to earn your comfort. Whether you're layering up or throwing it on over an a-frame, the interior is plush, breathable, and surprisingly good at turning a bad day around. Warmth without the bulk — just like your favorite blanket, but wearable.
Garment-Dyed for a Lived-In Look
Each hoodie is garment-dyed for rich, slightly faded tones that feel broken-in from day one. This process gives the fabric extra softness and that one-of-a-kind, washed-and-worn look — like your favorite old hoodie, without the holes or pizza stains. Subtle color variation is part of the charm.
