Like Water Off a Duck’s Back | Graphic Apparel for Unbothered Spirits

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Like Water Off a Duck's Back

Stay dry. Stay petty. Stay soft. Shop the full collection.

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Austin Unicorn Club’s Like Water Off a Duck’s Back collection features soft cotton tees, crop tops, long sleeves, fleece hoodies, and baby onesies and tees — all designed in Austin, printed in Texas, and made for letting things go (or at least pretending you did). Each piece is crafted from ethically sourced, garment-dyed cotton with screen-printed graphics that say “unbothered” with a raised eyebrow. Ideal for lightweight dressing, heavyweight emotions, and anyone practicing the art of not taking it personally.

About AUC

Comfy Clothes. Thoughtful Design. Smiling at Loved Ones. We approach apparel like we approach life: with intentional softness and low-stakes mischief. That means handing out pre-rolls to celebrate the little wins, choosing clever honesty over empty slogans, tidying our spaces, sharing what we can, turning competition into community, using humor to build connection, and designing for both emotional resonance and aesthetic clarity.

We’re here to make everyday fits that reflect everyday humanity: sincere, imperfect, slightly chaotic, and kind. Because in a world that’s already loud, we make clothes that speak as softly as they wear.