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Damned If You Do, Damned if You Don't

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Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don't - Mid - Weight Color Blast Tee - Unisex - T-Shirt - Austin Unicorn Club - Design & Apparel
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Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t – Midweight Color Blast Tee – Unisex
$35.00
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Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don't - Heavy - Weight Tee - Unisex - T-Shirt - Austin Unicorn Club - Design & Apparel
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Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t – Heavyweight Cotton Tee – Unisex
$30.00
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Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don't - Slim Fit Cotton Tee - Women's - T-Shirt - Austin Unicorn Club - Design & Apparel
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Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t – Slim Fit Cotton Tee – Women’s
$28.00
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Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don't - Semi - Crop Boxy Tee - Women's - T-Shirt - Austin Unicorn Club - Design & Apparel
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Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t – Semi-Crop Boxy Tee – Women’s
$33.00
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Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don't - Mid - Weight Crew Neck Long Sleeve - Unisex - Long - sleeve - Austin Unicorn Club - Design & Apparel
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Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t – Midweight Long Sleeve Tee – Unisex
$35.00
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Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don't - Heavy - Weight Hoodie - Unisex - Hoodie - Austin Unicorn Club - Design & Apparel
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Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t – Heavyweight Cotton Fleece Hoodie – Unisex
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Austin Unicorn Club’s Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t collection features original graphic apparel for those navigating double binds, conflicting signs, and impossible decisions — stylishly. This lineup includes soft cotton tees, crop tops, long sleeves, fleece hoodies, and baby onesies and tees. Designed in Austin and printed in Texas, each piece blends comfort, contradiction, and sustainable cotton with screen-printed artwork made for everyday spirals. Ideal for fans of ethically made clothing, unisex fits, and fits that match life's challenges.

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About AUC

Comfy Clothes. Thoughtful Design. Smiling at Loved Ones. We approach apparel like we approach life: with intentional softness and low-stakes mischief. That means handing out pre-rolls to celebrate the little wins, choosing clever honesty over empty slogans, tidying our spaces, sharing what we can, turning competition into community, using humor to build connection, and designing for both emotional resonance and aesthetic clarity.

We’re here to make everyday fits that reflect everyday humanity: sincere, imperfect, slightly chaotic, and kind. Because in a world that’s already loud, we make clothes that speak as softly as they wear.

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