Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don't - Heavyweight Tee
Description
Heavyweight comfort. Lightweight intentions.
This Heavyweight Tee is your laidback uniform for low-stakes rebellion. Made from 100% ring-spun airlume cotton for a soft feel, this tee basically comes pre-broken-in - just like your expectations. The relaxed fit, classic crew neck, and short sleeves make it easy to throw on, layer up, or overthink your outfit in peace.
Designed in Austin. Printed in Texas. Made for humans who don't want to ill, but just chill.
Product Info
- 100% ring-spun & airlume cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit with a classic crew neck
- Available in everyday-wear colorways
- Medium fabric weight: 6.0 oz/yd²
- Bella+Canvas 3010 blank
- Sizes S–2XL
- Ethically produced in WRAP-certified facilities.
- Designed in Austin. Printed in Texas.
Dimensions
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
- Hang dry to keep it extra fresh, otherwise tumble dry low
- Do not iron over the printed design
- This shirt doesn't wrinkle easily, and neither should you - start a skin care routine today
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Unicorn Approved Colors
Soft as a newborn's bum. Tough as Grandpa's callouses. Bright as a Unicorn sunrise.

Comfort & Quality
Built to last. Made to love. Years of wear coming up.

Thoughtful Graphics
A nod to chaos, curiosity, and showing up as yourself - even if you’re still figuring that last part out.