Shake Them Haters Off - Heavyweight Tee

$35.00

Description

Heavyweight comfort. Lightweight intentions.

This Heavyweight Tee is your laidback uniform for low-stakes rebellion. Made from 100% ring-spun airlume cotton for a soft feel, this tee basically comes pre-broken-in - just like your expectations. The relaxed fit, classic crew neck, and short sleeves make it easy to throw on, layer up, or overthink your outfit in peace.

Designed in Austin. Printed in Texas. Made for humans who don't want to ill, but just chill.

Product Info
  • 100% ring-spun & airlume cotton
  • Relaxed unisex fit with a classic crew neck
  • Available in everyday-wear colorways
  • Heavy fabric weight: 6.0 oz/yd²
  • Sizes S–2XL
  • Ethically produced in WRAP-certified facilities.
  • Designed in Austin. Printed in Texas.
Dimensions

Care
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
  • Hang dry to keep it extra fresh, otherwise tumble dry low
  • Do not iron over the printed design
  • This shirt doesn't wrinkle easily, and neither should you - start a skin care routine today

Logo list

Collection of folded AUC heavyweight shirts with various designs on a white background

Everyday Colors for Everyday Wear

Colors that work from 9-5 or from 9-5, nawmsayn?

Folded AUC heavyweight t-shirts with various designs on a white surface

Comfort & Quality

Soft as a newborn's bum. Tough as Grandpa's callouses.

Designs You'll Only Find Here

Even our parodies and rip-offs are original. It's a unicorn thing.

FAQs

What material are your heavyweight tees made of?

Our solid color heavyweight tees are 100% cotton. Ash color-way is 90% cotton and 10% polyester for the ultimate in softness and durability. All are built with a sturdy feel for lasting comfort.

How does the fit compare to a standard tee?

The heavyweight cut has a boxier, more substantial drape than standard tees. It’s unisex and slightly structured — we recommend your usual size for a true fit or one up for a looser, more relaxed look.

What makes this tee feel so damn soft and substantial?

This cotton is combed and ring-spun, which means the fibers are smoothed and refined before being tightly knit. That process gives it a soft hand-feel and, with the 6.0 oz/yd² fabric, a noticeable weight as well.

Do these tees shrink after washing?

Minimal shrinkage. The cotton is pre-washed and designed to maintain its size and structure. For best results, wash cold and tumble dry low, or hang to air dry.

Are these tees made sustainably?

Yes. The heavyweight tees are manufactured under certified fair labor and sustainability standards. The production process operates in WRAP-certified and Fair Labor–accredited facilities, using about one-third less water and generating roughly 50% less waste than conventional cotton apparel manufacturing.

Austin Unicorn Club offers heavyweight cotton graphic tees for men and women made from thick, 6 oz ring-spun cotton. These premium t-shirts deliver a soft yet durable feel with a structured drape that defines true heavyweight quality. Each design fuses original artwork with premium cotton basics to create everyday streetwear built for comfort and character. Featuring unisex fits that hold their shape through repeated wear and wash, our heavyweight tees balance softness, strength, and texture - perfect for layering, cooler days, or when you just want a shirt that feels more substantial than your misplaced self-confidence. While we don’t currently offer heavyweight long sleeves or crop tops, future drops will expand the lineup with new colors and fits. Explore also our Lightweight Tees or Shop by Design to find your next favorite. Designed in Austin, printed in Texas.